ANSWERS: Male or Female

1. Freezer Bags.

Freezer Bags are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2. Photocopiers.

Photocopiers are female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

3. Tires.

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

4. Hot Air Balloons.

Hot Air Balloons are also a male object because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under their butt.

5. Sponges.

Sponges are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

6. Web Pages.

Web Pages are female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently being hit on.

7. Trains.

Trains are definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

8. Egg Timers.

Egg Timers are female, because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

9. Hammers.

Hammers are male, because, in the last 5,000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

10. Remote Controls.

The Remote Control is female. Ha! You probably thought they would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keep trying.

FYI - stolen word for word from another website, who stole it from somewhere else, I'm sure.

Quiz: Male Or Female?

CLARIFICATION: I am not talking about the gender of the word that some languages use, try thinking as if it is a joke...

You may not have known this, but a lot of inanimate objects actually have a gender. That's right, they are either male or female. Following is a list of examples, see if you can guess which are male and which female.

1. Freezer Bags.

2. Photocopiers.

3. Tires.

4. Hot Air Balloons.

5. Sponges.

6. Web Pages.

7. Trains.

8. Egg Timers.

9. Hammers.

10. Remote Controls.

FYI - stolen from another website, who stole it from somewhere else, I'm sure.

I'll post the answers in a couple of days.

News of a loss

Well, here it is. Official word that Robert Jordan's thread was cut from the pattern.

Here it is

So here is a stock photo of my car, I have been remiss in my duties and not taken a real photo to post yet. I will take one shortly and post it.