Money ain't the only thing

I was window shopping with my girlfriend when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window.
"Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said.
"No problem, babe," I said, throwing a brick through the glass and grabbing the ring.
A few blocks later, she admired a black leather jacket in another shop window. "What I'd give to own that!" she said.
"Sure thing, honey," I said, throwing another brick through the window and snatching the coat.
Soon they passed a Mercedes dealership. "I'd do anything for one of those!" she said, pointing to a convertible. "Damn it, baby!" I cried, "do you think I'm made of bricks?!"



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