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A woman from the records department stopped by the maternity ward for information for a new baby's birth certificate.

"Father's date of birth?"

"February 1st," replied the new mother.

"Hmm," said the clerk. "Did you realize your baby's birthday is exactly nine months after your husband's birthday?"

"No, I guess not," responded the mother, "but now that you mention it, our daughter's birthday is today, too." The clerk smiled and said, "Maybe you should start giving your husband a tie for his next birthday!"